A Cadaver Christmas

A Cadaver Christmas (2011)

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vs. All Cheerleaders Die

The B-Raters vs. All Cheerleaders Die

If you tuned-in to The B-Raters last night, you know we had a bit of a snafu with Netflix having pulled the movie we were originally set to riff. We had to choose a random backup flick to watch on the fly and All Cheerleaders Die made the cut (so to speak). There's certainly no shortage of goofy, B-rated cheerleader murder movies and I, for one, believe it's time America had that Talk.

Anyway, The B-Raters vs. All Cheerleaders Die was not at all planned or even promoted and we came away quite pleased with it. Oh, the movie was awful - no doubt - but the riff was glorious and most of the cheerleaders are total GILFs. It's definitely worth a view. In a nutshell, a black bear-hunter steals this Goth-chick's Lucky Charms and all cheerleaders are gay (but we all knew that because they wouldn't date us, right?). It's surprisingly tame despite its enticing title. Mathematically speaking, only two titties make it to screen but there is an entire cast of utter boobs. It also spends an inordinate amount of time stressing the diversity of the highschool in which it is set: the student body includes an Eskimo with a pet penguin and a butt-fucking lion-tamer. It looks less like a highschool and more like a meeting at the U.N.

This happy accident may get a repeat viewing and posits itself as a franchise, so be sure to check out The B-Raters vs. All Cheerleaders Die. At exactly an hour and a half, you'll only be wasting an hour and a half of your life.

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vs. The Dead Don't Die, ep. 2.03

But they do stink.

The B-Raters vs. The Dead Don't Die is this week's episode, 2.03. The action starts LIVE this Saturday at 10:00pm Central on Google Events and YouTube. According to the information on IMdB, it's stupid. It stars George Hamilton as a guy's brother who gets drawn into the occult world while investigating his death by some machinations or the other. I'm sure it's something he did or didn't do - it always is in movies like this.

You may remember George Hamilton best as really orange. He appears in his fair share of B-movies. The B-Raters vs. The Dead Don't Die - LIVE this Saturday night around 10pm Central!

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2.03: The Dead Don't Die

Saturday at 10:00pm Central

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vs. White Zombie

Now the whole place smells like weed!

The B-Raters has no budget and that is why so many of the movies we riff are in the Public Domain, which includes this week's feature, the 1932 Horror movie classic, White Zombie. Luckily, the only connection this film has to Rob Zombie is that it was the inspiration for the name of his 1990s band.

Even casual fans of the Horror genre are likely to be familiar with White Zombie, if not for its notoriety within the community then for its connection to Rob Zombie. This movie features a performance by Bela Lugosi in his prime, dripping with... Lugosiness. We do not screen these movies before we riff them LIVE but we have seen this film several times and even riffed it previously.

LIVE this Saturday around 9:30pm CST, The B-Raters takes on racist Hollywood's White Zombie!

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